Wonderful Wedding Weekend

A few of the many wonderful, insightful things Cam said this weekend:

Cam: "Eli, you know what? I drinked a littler beer some days..."
Me: "What did you say!?"
Cam: "I drinked a little beer..."
Me: "No, you didn't..."
Cam: "Yes, I did!!!"

Cam: "Eh, dem uggs on eayu..."
Me: "Whatttt??"
Cam: "DEM UGGS ON EEYOUUU"
Me: "... Ohhhhhh... Them bugs are gonna eat me?... Where are the bugs?"
Cam: "On the piles..."
Me: "Piles of what....?"
Cam: "Of ground."

Cam: "Playton, it's 9 o'plock, Playton!"

Cam: "Why you sleep in my bed?..."
Me: "Cause I want to."
Cam: "Do you love my bed?"
Me: "Yea [I love the bottom bunk bed that you insist is yours even though you always end up in your mother's bed]..."

I love him and his always-funny jargon so much I think I might make a twitter account dedicated to it. (@StuffCamSays....?) hahaha



Now for a slightly more profane excerpt from this weekend, courtesy of The Clayton Harris:
"Turn Hybrid so I can get out of Cow Shi* County!!"

My name is CLAYTONNN!!!!

"I'm about to speed off cause Deliverance is somewhere close to here..."

"So many country stations, so little time."

Me: "Eddie Bauer is stupid."
Clayton: "Yea he is stupid. He's like 'I can tell the dam* temperature myself!'"(funny voice incorporated)







And a contribution from myself:

Those bongs I was talkin' about

"Oh, when I was playing the bongs?... I mean bongos?"









And finally, a little something I'd like to share:
"God is continually preparing His heroes, and when the opportunity is right, He puts them into position in an instant. He works so fast, the world wonders where they came from." -A. B. Simpson