Mac, I love you, but you're killing me.

Maybe it's because of the increasing difficulty involved in the projects I'm taking on, or maybe it's because I'm just completely incompetent, despite my being told how strikingly intelligent I am by everyone I've ever come in contact with... o.k. that may be an exaggeration. But if this:

 

excuse for a functioning mail server gives me crap ONE MORE TIME... APPLE IS GONNA GET IT.... "doesn't accept my password" "certificate verified by unauthorized user" MY BUTT!... I can't even sync my stinking Auburn email to my computer and I've been a faithful patron for how long now?... ALMOST TWO YEARS. 

Note: this post is not an excuse (*Katie & Clayton) to persecute or verbally abuse Macs, because it is widely acknowledged that Macs are beyond superior to PCs. THE END.