Seriously, I would like to know if when someone looks at my face it is secretly saying "hey whats up? tell me everything you know." I mean don't get me wrong it's awesome that people trust me. However, sometimes I'm pretty sure my head could explode. And I'm not just talking about my friends here. I'm talking about random people who I don't even know. A girl today was telling me something and was all "it's funny that I'm telling you this cause I haven't told anyone else" (no homo).... I just want to be "THEN WHY ARE YOU!?". They better be glad I have a freakin lock on my lips, well and that I have somewhat of a conscience (I have no idea where I get it from).. Maybe I should just be a bartender. Don't they have to listen to people's problems? Probably the only thing I've got going for me anyway.
On a different note, I would like to write a book about my psychotic roommate. She's crazy yall. I just don't know if she could sue me or not (libel/slander?). It would seriously be a great book, comical and what not. I have so many stories about it that I need to get off my chest, so someone let me know about that.
And now onto another completely different note... I would like someone to pick up some dogs for me.. I made a collage of the ones I am dying for..really the list could go on forever but this will do for now
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From left to right: Sheltie, Great Dane, Goldendoodle, Samoyed, Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (which I would name Nova)
So if you would like to donate some moola for these pups OR BETTER YET, just buy them all for me that would seriously be amazing and I would love you forever. Just a thought. No pressure.
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GOLDENDOODLE!!!!!!!!!!!! mine is going to be named Hatley Astaire. Now I've just got to get my own place and a full time job to pay for the vet bills and so forth... ughhhh
ReplyDeletewell hatley astaire and nova can be bffs :)
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